The Future Looks a Little Like the Past

What’s going on? Long time, no see. Earth is going to hell in a hand basket, so I may as well give you an update while the glaciers still exist. For the record, no, I’m not pushing up daisies. Sorry for your disappointment. Changes Nobody Asked For You may have noticed the different domain. LongContinue reading “The Future Looks a Little Like the Past”

Free Nightmares For Everybody

Boo! If you’re expecting a treat, wait until you fall asleep—your sweet nightmares may contain a nougat center…if you’re lucky. Dark chocolate? Nope, just dark, because some ghouls people are allergic, and everybody must suffer equally. You understand. Here’s a little something for all you vampires and ghosts. Feast your eyes on my basket ofContinue reading “Free Nightmares For Everybody”

Did You Hear That?

I can’t sleep. Someone is crying outside my window. I don’t know…could be just the wind or an animal. I’m still trying to get some shut-eye. I been browsing through a big steaming pile of shitty facts about celebrity mansions. The noise won’t stop. All the lights are off. Right now I’m looking out theContinue reading “Did You Hear That?”

Shooting for the Moon: Free Photography Guide & Instructions

Are you going outside to photograph the Moon? Hold your rocket boosters—study this free guide and learn quick, easy techniques that you can use tonight. Don’t have time to become an astronaut? Your photographs will bring the Moon down to Earth. There are 5 main ways to photograph the Moon. (composite and webcam imagery notContinue reading “Shooting for the Moon: Free Photography Guide & Instructions”

Halloween 2019: Bite-size Monsters

Ghosts, ghouls, and goblins are eating candy corn…horror movies haunt our television set…it must be Halloween. Put on your hockey mask— we’re gonna scurry down the sidewalk and take a closer look at nature’s miniature maniacs. 1. Bite-sized Monster: “Poisonous” caterpillar (banded tussock or American dagger moth) Beauty is in the Hair of the CaterpillarContinue reading “Halloween 2019: Bite-size Monsters”

No Money Astronomy: Remastered Edition

  Everyone knows you made the naughty list—a lump of coal ripped a hole in your stocking. You may have enough sedimentary rocks to keep warm during the winter, but that doesn’t mean you’ll be jolly, cheerful or merry. Santa’s elves screwed you over, however, there’s still one more present underneath the tree and itContinue reading “No Money Astronomy: Remastered Edition”

Halloween Special: 2018

  Ghosts, ghouls, and goblins are hunting for artificial flavors and caramel. Bowls of bite-sized chocolate confectionaries keep the undead kids happy, that way they won’t decorate the neighborhood with spoiled eggs or garlands of 2-ply toilet paper. Put on your red devil horns or toss a bedsheet over your head—the spirit of Halloween isContinue reading “Halloween Special: 2018”

No Money Astronomy: Book Cover Reveal

  You want to observe the night sky, but you also don’t want to sacrifice your fat piggy bank. Telescopes, eyepieces, binoculars, planetary filters, camera adapters…amateur astronomers use a variety of fancy toys to peek at the universe, however, these fancy toys cost an astronomical amount of cash. Flip through a telescope catalog and you’llContinue reading “No Money Astronomy: Book Cover Reveal”