Devils & Dust: Mars Is For Sale

Pssst…are you in the mood to buy something special? Are you tired of planet Earth? Step right up and purchase your very own piece of Martian land! For a measly price of $35—you’ll become a proud Martian landowner, and you never even have to put on a complicated space suit. A special land deed detailsContinue reading “Devils & Dust: Mars Is For Sale”

Mars Is The Worst Planet In The Solar System

Mars sucks and everyone knows it. Pack your lunch and straddle your favorite bottle rocket—we’re gonna blastoff to the Red Planet! The solar system is full of cosmic losers…pieces of rock, metal, and ice that failed to become respectably spherical. Let’s explore five more red reasons why Mars sucks the celestial big one. 1. MarsContinue reading “Mars Is The Worst Planet In The Solar System”

5 Red Reasons Why Mars Sucks

Shhh…they may not tell you this in the science text books, but Mars sucks. Yup. It’s true. Hop inside your imagination rocket and let’s explore five reasons why we should never go to the Red Planet. Number 1 Mars Is…Like…Ummm…Really Far Away Yes. Fancy computer animations on television make it seem like Mars is justContinue reading “5 Red Reasons Why Mars Sucks”