Prepare for a cosmic calamity—on January 31, 2018—a rare lunar eclipse will cause the world to explode into a million pieces. Just kidding. Do you want to see the 2018 Blue Blood Supermoon eclipse? Well, you better sip some coffee before the birds start chirping, because If you live on the east coast of the UnitedContinue reading “Bloody Lunacy: How To Survive The 2018 Super Blue Blood Moon Eclipse”
Quick! Get a bandage! The moon is bleeding!…oh…wait…never mind. A blood moon eclipse occurred on September 27, 2015. The whole world was supposed to explode into a kazillion pieces and brimstone fireworks was supposed to sear the skies. That never happened. I’m very disappointed.
The sky is going to drizzle biological liquor. Amphibians will fall from boiling black clouds. Locusts will eat our crops and regurgitate toxic grains—forcing all of humanity underground. Forever. Don’t look at me like that! Haven’t you heard?!?! The super blood moon is approaching! A full lunar eclipse occurs on September 27, 2015—the fourth (andContinue reading “Lunar Madness: Super Blood Moon”