Free Nightmares For Everybody

Boo! If you’re expecting a treat, wait until you fall asleep—your sweet nightmares may contain a nougat center…if you’re lucky. Dark chocolate? Nope, just dark, because some ghouls people are allergic, and everybody must suffer equally. You understand. Here’s a little something for all you vampires and ghosts. Feast your eyes on my basket ofContinue reading “Free Nightmares For Everybody”

Still Here

My neighbor’s dog wasn’t eating cicadas—it was eating…something else. I don’t remember going outside. Videographic data proves my senses are still grasped upon the fine edge of reality, because the sky appears not to be playing by the same old rules. What the hell do I know about such things? Decide for yourself. How muchContinue reading “Still Here”

Think Twice

When the sun goes down, shadows can’t be trusted. Paranoia warps darkness into a canvas that stretches beyond the borders of reality, while our fears use nightmarish colors to paint obscure visions upon the void. Watch out. The NWU may have been compromised. I don’t know…some of the emergency broadcasts contradict each other. Our gutContinue reading “Think Twice”

Interference

Did the thunder keep you awake last night? It sounded like another bomb…or something else. My biotracker is still disabled. Ignore the latest emergency public announcement—that message wasn’t created by us. High-altitude flying machines dangle propaganda on barbed hooks. Nobody knows what happens to the people who take the bait. Don’t remove your identity shroud.Continue reading “Interference”

Look Up

Turn on your radio and listen to the latest NWU broadcast. Something is interfering with my radio signal. I can still hear a few words through the static. Wait. Someone said the unusual sighting have been confirmed, and we should stay inside until further notice. That’s all I heard. Sorry. I don’t know…everyone could beContinue reading “Look Up”

Something is Out There

Anyone still here? I’m awake. Nations World United News said there have been numerous reports about…I don’t know…people seeing things in the sky. I can’t be the only one who hears the noise. Nothing has been the same ever since we been told to stay inside. I’m sure you remember what happened last time whenContinue reading “Something is Out There”

Did You Hear That?

I can’t sleep. Someone is crying outside my window. I don’t know…could be just the wind or an animal. I’m still trying to get some shut-eye. I been browsing through a big steaming pile of shitty facts about celebrity mansions. The noise won’t stop. All the lights are off. Right now I’m looking out theContinue reading “Did You Hear That?”

Halloween Special: 2018

  Ghosts, ghouls, and goblins are hunting for artificial flavors and caramel. Bowls of bite-sized chocolate confectionaries keep the undead kids happy, that way they won’t decorate the neighborhood with spoiled eggs or garlands of 2-ply toilet paper. Put on your red devil horns or toss a bedsheet over your head—the spirit of Halloween isContinue reading “Halloween Special: 2018”

Slasher Theory: More Monstrous Than Monsters

(Originally published at Slashermonster.com) What is a monster? You know it when you see it, right? Fangs…claws…wings—horrific entities that extract fear out of helpless humans. Anyone can see the demon behind the horns, but what about the demon behind the smile? They say people are the scariest of all monsters. Unassuming citizens can slip pastContinue reading “Slasher Theory: More Monstrous Than Monsters”

Nocturnal Nightmares: Chapter 2

  You retreated into the woods, and your friend is probably dead. The squishy stuff on your shoes could be blood, mud or both. The woods never tell their secrets. Alone. Lost. Hopeless. Find a way to survive until morning, or nocturnal nightmares shall forever keep you awake at night.     Sometimes making aContinue reading “Nocturnal Nightmares: Chapter 2”