Halloween 2022: Fun-sized Variety Pack

A tiny devil desecrated my neighbor’s tree with toilet paper…it must be Halloween. Stay away from vampires smoking cigarettes in the local graveyard. Trust me. You now have an excuse to cover your head with a bedsheet and nobody can judge you. Boo. This fun-sized variety pack contains photographs, short story snippets, poetry, and aContinue reading “Halloween 2022: Fun-sized Variety Pack”

Free Nightmares For Everybody

Boo! If you’re expecting a treat, wait until you fall asleep—your sweet nightmares may contain a nougat center…if you’re lucky. Dark chocolate? Nope, just dark, because some ghouls people are allergic, and everybody must suffer equally. You understand. Here’s a little something for all you vampires and ghosts. Feast your eyes on my basket ofContinue reading “Free Nightmares For Everybody”

The Stuff Sparkles Are Made Of

Have you ever picked up a fancy holiday relic, and then discovered that your hands are covered in sparkly shit? You know…those itsy-bitsy shiny particles. Yeah. Those things. You can blow, rub, wipe, smear—it doesn’t matter! Glitter has a great reputation of pissing people off. Think about it. How many times have you looked down andContinue reading “The Stuff Sparkles Are Made Of”