Free Nightmares For Everybody

Boo! If you’re expecting a treat, wait until you fall asleep—your sweet nightmares may contain a nougat center…if you’re lucky. Dark chocolate? Nope, just dark, because some ghouls people are allergic, and everybody must suffer equally. You understand. Here’s a little something for all you vampires and ghosts. Feast your eyes on my basket ofContinue reading “Free Nightmares For Everybody”

The Stuff Sparkles Are Made Of

Have you ever picked up a fancy holiday relic, and then discovered that your hands are covered in sparkly shit? You know…those itsy-bitsy shiny particles. Yeah. Those things. You can blow, rub, wipe, smear—it doesn’t matter! Glitter has a great reputation of pissing people off. Think about it. How many times have you looked down andContinue reading “The Stuff Sparkles Are Made Of”