The Future Looks a Little Like the Past

What’s going on? Long time, no see. Earth is going to hell in a hand basket, so I may as well give you an update while the glaciers still exist. For the record, no, I’m not pushing up daisies. Sorry for your disappointment. Changes Nobody Asked For You may have noticed the different domain. LongContinue reading “The Future Looks a Little Like the Past”

Interference

Did the thunder keep you awake last night? It sounded like another bomb…or something else. My biotracker is still disabled. Ignore the latest emergency public announcement—that message wasn’t created by us. High-altitude flying machines dangle propaganda on barbed hooks. Nobody knows what happens to the people who take the bait. Don’t remove your identity shroud.Continue reading “Interference”

Look Up

Turn on your radio and listen to the latest NWU broadcast. Something is interfering with my radio signal. I can still hear a few words through the static. Wait. Someone said the unusual sighting have been confirmed, and we should stay inside until further notice. That’s all I heard. Sorry. I don’t know…everyone could beContinue reading “Look Up”

Halloween 2019: Bite-size Monsters

Ghosts, ghouls, and goblins are eating candy corn…horror movies haunt our television set…it must be Halloween. Put on your hockey mask— we’re gonna scurry down the sidewalk and take a closer look at nature’s miniature maniacs. 1. Bite-sized Monster: “Poisonous” caterpillar (banded tussock or American dagger moth) Beauty is in the Hair of the CaterpillarContinue reading “Halloween 2019: Bite-size Monsters”

Talkin’ Smack: Handbasket

  Is it getting hot in here, or is just me? Someone needs to crack open a window. Throw these words through the glass. Let in some fresh air.     Pump the sky full of car exhaust. We can risk it, all we have to do is tax it, enjoy the ride— We’re goingContinue reading “Talkin’ Smack: Handbasket”

Talkin’ Smack: Welcome to the Future

  Innovation is our rocket propulsion. We’re on a collision course with the future. Prepare for impact.     Welcome to the future—it’s not going to last. Are you paying attention? Present moment is now the past. We’re movin’ way too damn fast. Plugged in. Tuned in. Data has been packed— you’re now ready toContinue reading “Talkin’ Smack: Welcome to the Future”

Talkin’ Smack: Fake News

  Ignore those pretty faces inside the noisy box—it’s just electronic snow and lies surfin’ along the airwaves. Unplug your computer. Turn up that boombox…it’s time to tune into the truth.     You want the truth? Tune into this lyrical master, or turn on your plasma television—swoon over that sexy newscaster. Charmed. Alarmed. Disarmed.Continue reading “Talkin’ Smack: Fake News”

Talkin’ Smack: Five-leaf Clover

  Don’t be ashamed of you who are. If you got it, flaunt it. Turn up your boombox—turn down your naysayers, betrayers, and haters. Are you ready? I’ll see you on the streets.     More rare than rare, ’cause I live without a single care. Here’s what my best friend Sam taught me: IContinue reading “Talkin’ Smack: Five-leaf Clover”

Talkin’ Smack: Strange Weirdo

  All right. Listen up. This one is dedicated to the nerds, geeks, and strange weirdos. You know who you are. Ready. Set. Go.   People think these thick ass lenses are flyin’ saucers. If I’m walkin’ funny, take a look at my high waters. They look and say, “Oh”. That’s what happens when I’mContinue reading “Talkin’ Smack: Strange Weirdo”

Talkin’ Smack: Bad Words/Potty Mouth

  Foul vowels misbehavin’, nothing but attention cravin’. Go on. Put ’em in timeout. Punish. Shout. Open the box. Given ’em a broken crayon, prove the plan is nothing but a colorful sham. If outta their brain flows verbal crap, Make ’em sit in the dark corner…wear a fuckin’ dunce cap. Don’t ya know swearingContinue reading “Talkin’ Smack: Bad Words/Potty Mouth”