Interference

Did the thunder keep you awake last night? It sounded like another bomb…or something else. My biotracker is still disabled. Ignore the latest emergency public announcement—that message wasn’t created by us. High-altitude flying machines dangle propaganda on barbed hooks. Nobody knows what happens to the people who take the bait. Don’t remove your identity shroud.Continue reading “Interference”

Look Up

Turn on your radio and listen to the latest NWU broadcast. Something is interfering with my radio signal. I can still hear a few words through the static. Wait. Someone said the unusual sighting have been confirmed, and we should stay inside until further notice. That’s all I heard. Sorry. I don’t know…everyone could beContinue reading “Look Up”

Something is Out There

Anyone still here? I’m awake. Nations World United News said there have been numerous reports about…I don’t know…people seeing things in the sky. I can’t be the only one who hears the noise. Nothing has been the same ever since we been told to stay inside. I’m sure you remember what happened last time whenContinue reading “Something is Out There”

Did You Hear That?

I can’t sleep. Someone is crying outside my window. I don’t know…could be just the wind or an animal. I’m still trying to get some shut-eye. I been browsing through a big steaming pile of shitty facts about celebrity mansions. The noise won’t stop. All the lights are off. Right now I’m looking out theContinue reading “Did You Hear That?”

Halloween 2019: Bite-size Monsters

Ghosts, ghouls, and goblins are eating candy corn…horror movies haunt our television set…it must be Halloween. Put on your hockey mask— we’re gonna scurry down the sidewalk and take a closer look at nature’s miniature maniacs. 1. Bite-sized Monster: “Poisonous” caterpillar (banded tussock or American dagger moth) Beauty is in the Hair of the CaterpillarContinue reading “Halloween 2019: Bite-size Monsters”

No Money Astronomy: Book Cover Reveal

  You want to observe the night sky, but you also don’t want to sacrifice your fat piggy bank. Telescopes, eyepieces, binoculars, planetary filters, camera adapters…amateur astronomers use a variety of fancy toys to peek at the universe, however, these fancy toys cost an astronomical amount of cash. Flip through a telescope catalog and you’llContinue reading “No Money Astronomy: Book Cover Reveal”

No Money Astronomy: Celestial Navigation

  Celestial navigation can be a pain in the ass, especially if you have no money. The sky is unthinkably obese, which means our eyes have plenty of starry real-estate to explore. So much territory, in fact, our eyes don’t know where to look first! They swivel inside their comfy orbital sockets while our irisesContinue reading “No Money Astronomy: Celestial Navigation”

Night of the Winking Demon

Did anyone see the Perseid meteor shower? You know…I had great expectations. I really did! Shooting stars fell from within my wrinkled mind. Streams of golden light dripped out of a stellar studded night sky and exploded into a kaleidoscope of burning colors. Yeah. I imagined the night sky would rain iridescent comet crumbs. **SPOILERS**Continue reading “Night of the Winking Demon”

Random Rant: Cell Phones

  Hey! Guess what? Do you want know what I’m sick of? No? Too bad! I’m still gonna tell you—I had it up to HERE with cell phones! You can’t see me right now, but my arm is stretched beyond biological capacity. Yeah! That’s right! Everywhere I fuckin’ go—people have their heads down—hypnotized by someContinue reading “Random Rant: Cell Phones”

My Dirty Secret

  I have something really nasty to tell you. REALLY NASTY. Once I shed some light upon my grimy habits—you’ll probably think different of me. Oh yes…you’ll cover your mouth and will want to look away, but you will be frozen within the headlights of my filth. Wait. Hold on. I shouldn’t tell you this.Continue reading “My Dirty Secret”