What’s buzzin’, flies? I apologize for my absence. Just kidding. You should see the look on your face! I know you missed me, but let’s go ahead and calm down. Take an easy. Slow your roll. Hey! I’m going to announce something semi-major relatively soon, and… …I forgot what I was going to write next.Continue reading “Cyborg Gorilla From Hell”
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Why Is It So Dark In Here?
Unseen nebulous manifestations float between the stars…or underneath your bed. Cluttered closets offer sanctuary to unmentionable entities—and when it’s dark—they come out and play. You heard the creaks. You heard the squeaks…now prepare to shriek.
No Money Astronomy: Wonder
Soooo…what have you been doing with your massive monetary savings?…ummm…you don’t mind loaning me a few shekels, right?…What? Oh! I see! I get it…you didn’t think anyone would notice those new Oakleys wrapped around your face? Come on…just a few shekels!…I’ll pay you back!…I promise! Amateur astronomy is known to bankrupt mere mortals. We haven’tContinue reading “No Money Astronomy: Wonder”