Go ahead and stare at me the wrong way.
Your face looking all whack.
Say what you gotta say,
Prepare for my cat attack!
Bundle up—scale the altitude of my attitude.
Or swim inside your sea level anger.
Big mouth provokes my crude mood,
Do nothin’ but harass,
I’ll hiss and scratch your fuckin’ ass.
What’s wrong? You look a little red…survived a close encounter with my five-clawed reaper.
Dizzy, dumb and done—
Lay down…your momma called…she’s here to cure that burnin’ fever.
Regret makes you feel like worthless rocks.
I’ll strut a smooth move,
Bury it all inside my shitty litter box.
Our encounter was a painful blur,
Shhh…listen to me purr.
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Hey I wrote an article with the same title! 2 minds think alike! 🙂 check out my cat post!
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Really? I’ll checkout your post. Thanks for stopping by!
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Sounds like some kind of purrsonality clatsh. It hurts to be purrsnickety I’m learning. Best to be purrvent conflicts.
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Purrserving integrity is the purrfect response if you’re being antagonized.
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Indeed, or one resorts to felineous behavior and suffer catsequences.
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…or…purrsecution! Ha, you’re too clever.
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Cat attacks are usually quick and painful lessons to those who dare provoke a feline. Your potent poem hissed and drew blood! Dangerous stuff. I’m glad I didn’t look at you wrong… whew!
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Some people have panic attacks…other people have cat attacks!
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Have you ever had a panic attack?
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Me? No, but I had plenty of cat attacks, that’s for sure.
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Tiger style. 😼 🙏
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Don’t get scratched! Ouch.
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this feels like a very heartfelt outpouring…either you love cats of hate them very much!! Good to ‘read’ your powerful words again…Cats …hmmm…I say no more. xxx
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Ha, no worries! The song was about having a harsh response toward something that intentionally provokes you.
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