I warned you. I told you this was going to happen—the poetry continues—and…yeah. I don’t know what else to say, or is it write? I don’t know. You know what I’m saying…I hope. I’m going to semi-randomly select a poem from a heaping pile of wordy expressions and basically hope I don’t embarrass myself too much. Sound like a plan? Great! It’s the only one I have.
Tall Green Aliens
The sky is on fire.
Things are flying everywhere.
Oh shit! Look up! Oh no! Here they come!
See those silver spaceships,
Those colorful lasers,
The sky is burning,
Earth is rattling,
The tall green men are here,
Oh fuck! Run away! Oh yes! Here they are!
Mountains are melting,
Seas are evaporating,
The silver spaceships are hovering,
Oh fuck! I can’t run! Oh yes! The tractor beam got me!
Up, Up, Up, I go.
Here I am.
Inside a silver spaceship.
Here they are.
Tall green aliens.
Laser guns in their hands.
Down, down, down,
Down some stairs.
Through a corridor.
Blinking lights everywhere.
Oh fuck! Here they are! Tall green aliens,
Spacesuits around their body,
Run, run, run,
They’ll never catch me,
Zap, zap, zap,
Miss, miss, miss,
Jump, jump, jump,
The steps lead somewhere,
Everywhere.
Where am I?
To the stars!
I’m on the run,
Run, run, run,
Sitting in a seat,
I take control,
Thrusters on full burn,
The cosmos whipping by,
Oh Fuck! I don’t know how to control this thing!
Tall green aliens floating everywhere,
We’re going somewhere,
I don’t know where.
Roses Are Red: I Don’t Know How To Rhyme
oh a tall green haiku…Just lovely
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I know, right? Robert Frost would be proud! Haha.
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Is this based on real life? Were they really tall?
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Difficult to estimate. Many hominids are taller than I, but I estimate around 15 feet, or about 4. something meters, in other words, pretty damn tall. Did I mention they were green?
This is based on real life.
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I knew it! Thanks for the confirmation.
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Zap zap zap….miss miss miss
I’m peeing in my pants! Sorry, I know that’s not ladylike to say, but it’s true😃 Funny as hell!
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Thanks! When you gotta go — you gotta go! Haha.
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Really love this one.
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Thanks! I was trying to write an epic poem, but I got bored halfway through.
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Fuck epic, go for the guts I reckon.
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The guts never disappoint!
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