There are a menagerie of deadly mountains. Some of them reach into the clouds. Some of them spontaneously erupt. Some of them were sought by dedicated hobbits.
Are you insane enough to climb a mountain of brutish steel? Do you possess the dexterity needed to ascend upon a metallurgic surface? A surface that cannot be punctured by meek axes or pathetic chisels. The path to the top is littered with cold adventurers—deathly monuments—that serve to remind you of your detestable demise.
Welcome to Mount Screw
A constricted coil raises beyond an unimaginable pinnacle.
Malformed metallurgic deformities impede travel.
The terrain spirals a constricted path.
Do you have a life you don’t mind risking? Are your veins burnt by gushing adrenaline? The call to adventure whispers: be ready to be screwed by Mount Screw.
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One does not simply climb Mount Screw…
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Haha — Mount Screw is accessible to anyone — that’s what makes it so special.
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I think I will pass…. (at least this time)
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Don’t Worry! Mount Screw welcomes anyone at anytime!
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